LOCAL STUDENT DOES THEIR HOMEWORK, GETS GOOD GRADES

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LOCAL STUDENT DOES THEIR HOMEWORK, GETS GOOD GRADES

Sarah Quan, Newspaper Editor

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Students all over the world are attending school as people have done for centuries. It’s just another ordinary day for them, no big deal. But for us at Marshall, it’s a whole different story. One anonymous student here went above and beyond. They didn’t just go to school. They didn’t just learn. Do you know what they did?

They did their homework.

Laughs were had, tears were shed, friendships were made, it was all-in-all quite the emotional scene. And an honor for me to be there, to witness history being made, to be put in future textbooks as homework for other students.

“I was just so shocked,” said a different student. “I hope this makes headlines. I hope the world cares about this momentous occasion like they should. Like anyone should.” The student then burst into tears, and then flames.

Students actually working hard in school is a new and wild thing. I never would have guessed that this would’ve happened. I would say that we should all follow their example and do our homework, but let’s be honest none of us are going to do that. Still great for them though!

NOTE: This article is super fake. People never do their homework.

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