A Pandemic Amongst the Seniors

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A Pandemic Amongst the Seniors

Elissa Wartoukian, Chief Editor

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Breaking news the seniors have caught a deadly disease that spreads faster than wildfire. Unless a cure is found soon for the viral-related pandemic, the laziness count will reach hundreds of seniors. Because of a class-wide shortage of fun vaccine, the senioritis pandemic has reached over fifty seniors. Now that the infectious pandemic has spread throughout the school, seniors everywhere are refusing to go to class and refusing to do much work. Senioritis is an affliction of students in their final year of high school, characterized by a decline in motivation and performance. This may be the most severe outbreak Marshall has seen! Senioritis is a disease with only one cure… GRADUATION!

DO YOU HAVE SENIORITIS?